Hypnpus was at the movies this week interviewing moviegoers about the new Thor movie, Love and Thunder. After speaking with many patrons we concluded that the movie is good, if you aren’t a fan of Thor and if you didn’t come to the movie hoping to see Thor be a superhero. Your best bet on enjoying the movie is looking for strong female leads to treat Thor like a man’s baby as they continuously save the day. Also, if you want to be hit over the head with gay relationships, that would help you enjoy this movie.
“I came to this movie as a Thor fan, to be entertained by my favorite Marvel character not to have his girlfriend gain all of his powers and also call herself Thor!” said an angry young man in a Thor shirt. He is not alone in this feeling, for some reason they needed to have a female Thor, and instead of cool fight scenes, they needed to talk about the character’s sexual preferences. Ever since has started taking on a woke agenda many fans feel like they’re losing their heroes to virtue signaling nonsense. Here’s hoping that newly woke Disney goes back to sleep soon. Until then we can hope that a reboot gets created for Dailywire+.
-Embo